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Joke of the Day

"Why can't anybody satisfy a woman completely? Question: ""why can't anybody satisfy a woman completely?"" answer: ""because nobody has a dick made of gold, decorated with diamonds and ejaculates cash"""

"When is ""shit"" not ever ""real""?"

"Alchoholic invester Is liquidating his assets"

"What's the difference between a collection and an addiction? I don't have an alcohol collection."

"She wants to share a Facebook account? Run."

"How do you lure an English bear from his cave with the help of French cheese Camembert (Come-on-bear)"

"*locks hands with stranger in elevator* im nervous, this is my first time flying"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? His Fresh Prints"

"Mugger: ""Hand over your stuff! No funny business!"" *I give him my wallet and phone but not my business proposal to open a clown college*"

"Fun fact: if you took all the arteries and veins in a person's body and laid them end to end... Then that person would die."