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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a criminal that cant see? A macular degenerate."
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"My friend is showing me her new vegan handbag. I know vegans can be annoying, but should we really be making accessories out of them?"
"Last week, my friends and I went to a topless bar... ...but we had to leave right away because it started raining."
"Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."
"For her birthday, I bought my wife a pair of shoes and a vibrator. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself."
"Linguistic studies have shown results about drivers of east asian cars... It is proven that a large number of Hyundai owners have an accent."
"What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today? What Am I Wearing Today"
"whats the definition of a will? (lol come on guys its a dead giveaway)"
"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Cause' freedom rings"
"What do you call a group of African superheroes? The Jaundice League"