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Joke of the Day
"If a man opens the car door for his wife... it's either a new car or a new wife."
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"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants The bartender says, ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" The pirate says, ""I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"""
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
"Dear guy who parked his Lexus across two parking spaces: Your car got paint on my keys."
"If Jehovah's witnesses brought pizza and beer with them, I'd gladly let them in to spend an afternoon chatting about religion."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... ...the bartender glances at him and says: ""Hey! We got a drink here named after you!"" And the grasshopper says ""What, Larry?"""
"Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic sex. Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life? Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years."
"How do you blind fold an asian? You put floss over their eyes!"
"What does a duck smoke? Quack"
"What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn? Running Stupid"