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Joke of the Day

"""The iPad is a bigger version of the iPod touch.""Yep, and my dick is a bigger version of urs.Think about that while I go do big dick things."

"What did the African eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal. (A bowl of)"

"A couple were working as weed dealers It was a joint operation."

"What do you call a group of black people? A Orniggasation!"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."

"Before you criticise someone... Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticise them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"I woke up the other day and had really bad bed head. Never called her again."

"I hope my kids love the gifts they receive for Christmas so I'll have more things to take away when I need to punish them"

"What was Hitler favorite TV show? The Amazing Race"

"Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out."