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Joke of the Day

"""Oh, Monster TRUCK rally. Haha of course..."" *Frankenstein slowly backs out of the room, hiding a 24 pack of condoms behind his back*"

"""Nine Foods You Should Never Eat Again"" Also known as the contents of my refrigerator."

"I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert."

"I'm confused, why does the Gangnam Style guy want to launch a nuclear attack on the US?"

"The Lion King is probably my favorite children's movie about running away from your problems until you're strong enough to kill your uncle."

"Friend: Hey guess what? Me: What? Friend: No, guess! Me: I don't need this friendship that bad."

"I organized a threesome last night....there were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."

"Donald Trump's campaign."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his cock out of the chicken"

"Why did they not allow farmers in Greece? They got tired of all the minotaurs."