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Joke of the Day

"I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones."

"I like my women like i like my upvotes. Under 16 and being fucked with by people online."

"What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz? Get to the back of the oven..."

"Just so we're on the same page, I'm on 137."

"I wish there was enough room on TV for another show called Judge Judy, but where people just stood around criticizing a woman named Judy."

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag? One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries."

"I tried going outside today as a gamer Holy shit 4K RES and 120 FPS. Best quality ever. 10/10 will play again."

"If the ESPN Fantasy Football app were slower and unreliable it would be playing quarterback for the Bears."

"What is a terrorists favourite food? Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter."

"Don't make fun of fat people; they have enough on their plate."