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Joke of the Day
"I should get a bigger tax return According to Digiorno's I'm a family of four."
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"Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton? He sat under the durian tree."
"79% of people don't know the opposites of these 6 words. 1. Always 2. Coming 3. From 4. Take 5. Me 6. Down Are YOU the 21%?"
"Did you hear about the swingers.. that got kicked out of the swap meet?"
"You all know how it got started with Jared right? He walked into a Subway and asked for a sub. They said ""6 or 12?"" He replied with ""doesn't matter."""
"I can swallow a rope and poop out a lasso I shit you knot."
"What do you call a Chinese underage hooker? Sum Yung Ho"
"There's a TV channel where you can buy all the Pope's speeches It's called ""Papal View""."
"They only arrested Justin Bieber cause he's black."
"Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I've eaten 107 push-up pops."