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Joke of the Day

"I tried to take a picture of some fog... I mist. ^I'll^see^myself^out^BYE!"

"What do the LAPD and computers have in common? They can both burn C.D's"

"What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet? The winner of hide and seek."

"I've just been to a concert starring the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra. Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared."

"Saw two bums in the street going at it with cardboxes boxes... Pillow fight!"

"Why did the alligator go to Disney World? To get some tots! #toosoon?"

"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm black?? Cop: Sir, you're white, driving 90 in a 30. Me: Racist. Cop: Get out."

"What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum."

"Things I Hate: slow internet connection and monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday and half of friday."

"My cocaine is so white Police let it go with a warning"