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Joke of the Day

"They only arrested Justin Bieber cause he's black."

"Why did Jennifer cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt"

"What happened when the astrophysicist lost a competition? He got a constellation prize."

"Why didn't Lebron go to college? he didn't want to show up for the finals"

"What is a ducks favorite snack? Quackers."

"My dad died on 9/11... He was a terrible pilot."

"My wife asked me to pass her lipbalm & I gave her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me"

"What do you call an old man selling plums? An entrepruner."

"Where do llamas go on vacation? Alpacapuco"

"Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics? Because they never have any sandwiches."