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Joke of the Day

"What beverage should you give someone who is publicly intoxicated? penal tea edit: to someone"

"Who is Nickelback's biggest fan? Helen Keller."

"What's the difference between... NSFW What's the difference between a joke and a 12"" dick? You can't take a joke."

"Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B? I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!"

"I started a band called ""999 Megabytes"" I still haven't gotten a gig."

"Translator: We changed the Bible verses forbidding happy marriage to say gay marriage. King James: Same thing, what could possibly go wrong?"

"What do you call a constable who is good at music? Copper."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."

"A guy gets pulled over for speeding The cops walks up to the guy's car window and says ""Son, I've been here just a waitin' for you all day."" The guy replies ""Well, I got here as fast as I could""."

"How can you tell that your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes."