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Joke of the Day

"A guy gets pulled over for speeding The cops walks up to the guy's car window and says ""Son, I've been here just a waitin' for you all day."" The guy replies ""Well, I got here as fast as I could""."

"Last night I dreamed the oceans were made of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea."

"Beer: The WD40 for conversations."

"[two coworkers walk into my office] Coworkers: Hey! It's your two favorite people here to ask you a question! Me: Where?"

"Organising an event for people who can't ejaculate Let me know if you can't come"

"Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap... Guy: doctor, I've been hearing voices. Can you help? Doctor: I'll try to diagnose but I can clearly see your nuts"

"Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony? He kept getting in everyone's hair."

"A man and a boy were walking in the woods... A man and a boy were walking in the woods. The little boy says ""I'm scared,"" and the man replies ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."""

"I tripped over my girlfriends bra.... I guess she planted a boobie trap."

"What's the best part of twenty eight year old chicks? There's twenty of them."