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Joke of the Day
"What is the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman"
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"Yo momma's so fat... LIGO detected her gravitational wave."
"Do you know if Stephen Hawking still has his old phone number? Everytime I call, a machine answers."
"Peanut butter and jelly don't love each other... but I always find them in bread together."
"Notice in a hospital waiting room. ""Thanks for being Patient.'"
"Have you heard the rumor about butter? Nevermind... I wouldn't want to spread it"
"A Jewish kid asks his father for 20 dollars.... The father says ""10 dollars! What do you need 5 dollars for?"""
"If flies fly after flies flies fly fucking fast It's better in Dutch: > Als vliegen achter vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegensvlug"
"How do you make a pheromone? Drive her sarcophagus down a gravel road."
"What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !"