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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a pheromone? Drive her sarcophagus down a gravel road."
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"It's recently come to light that Hitler didn't like oranges. He hated the juice!"
"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? 3, 2 to die and 1 to never get over it."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? A prostitute will stop screwing you after you're dead."
"What Happens if you eat Yeast and Shoe Polish ? Every morning you will RISE and SHINE."
"Q: What kind of bar do fish go to? A: A sand bar."
"When Adam and Eve ate the apple I remember thinking, ""Well, that's a sin, but at least it's original."""
"I own box sets of both the Star Wars and Star Trek franchises in case you were wondering if virginity can grow back."
"Why 4D was invented ? Because yo mammas ass so fat it couldn't fit in 3D."
"What do you call fapping to dubstep? Wubbing one out."