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Joke of the Day

"[first date] Me: so what do you do Date: i'm an accountant Me: oh nice Date: thanks Me: Date: Me: so how many ants have u counted so far"

"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge? There goes my Hero."

"Chuck Norris once went through the Wendy's drive thru and ordered a Big Mac .......and got one."

"How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!"

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre!"

"If a bundle of sticks with an axe in it is a fasces, does that make an OP with an axe to grind a fascist? Seems that way on 4chan."

"Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets."

"The least offensive joke ever. The french military."

"A man is hospitalized after a serious accident Following his surgery, he says, ""Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor says, ""I know. I amputated your arms."""

"My Lesbian neighbours got me a rolex for my birthday I think they misunderstood when I said, "" I wanna watch"""