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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again."

"Pun Contest There was a man who entered a local papers pun competition.. He sent in ten different puns in hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"My car has started clicking at me. I think it's trying to tell me something, but the jokes on him, I don't speak a single African language."

"Someone should call 911... ...because YouTube is having one of its daily 500 seizures."

"I'd pay someone to push me out of pictures when I'm drunk."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? CluckBait."

"An organ trafficker has a date ""What do you do for a living?"", asks the date. ""I trade illegal organs."", the trafficker says. ""Jesus! Don't you have a heart?"" ""Was that a critic or an order?"""

"And I don't want to hear people from imaginary places like Finland telling me that 57 degrees isn't cold, save it for the elves, Santa"

"What do you call a hip French black guy? Latrill"

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his mother in the jaw."