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Joke of the Day
"I loaned my friend $15K for plastic surgery... And now I don't know what he looks like."
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"Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994."
"gonna give my zombie friend several different brains for his deathday. Took a while to get the shopping done. Finally got some presents of mind."
"I asked my dad if I could go to a 50 cent concert... ... He tossed me a dollar and said ""take your brother"""
"Boss: It's been a tough year Jim J: Am I laid off? B: No J: Fired? B: No J: What then? B: You're to be executed at noon. J: This is bullshit"
"Happy new year everyone! Sorry, I'm a premature congratulator."
"What did Marvin Gaye's dad say to him on his birthday? Son, if this is another tie, I'm gonna kill you."
"How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !"
"An Asian man goes to the eye doctor The eye doctor says, ""Sir, you have a cataract"". And the Asian man says, ""No, I have a Rincoln Contirental""."
"Question and Answer Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements"