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Joke of the Day
"Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate? So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!"
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"The stock market is like a woman.... ....when she goes down, you buy more"
"The kidnapper rang and said ""10,000 and you get your wife back"" ""Negotiate with him!"" advised the policeman ""20,000 and she's all yours"""
"Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!"""
"What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas? *Cancer!*"
"Today punched man a me That was out of order"
"What is the easiest way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer."
"So Curtis Jackson has filed for Bankruptcy... at least he still has 50 Cent to his name."
"Starve a cold. Feed a fever. Humiliate a rash. Flatter a migraine. Friendzone diarrhea. Date cramps. Bring anxiety home to meet the family."
"What's the most unsatisfying prank?"