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Joke of the Day
"Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate? So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!"
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"Don't iron your four leaf clovers You don't want to press your luck."
"I don't believe in soul mates, unless we're talking about two Australian friends listening to Aretha Franklin."
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 to come on your face. I'll see myself out now"
"My mom told me to only say sorry if I've killed someone sorry mom"
"Between hating pork and launching themselves into enemy structures, Al Qaeda were the original Angry Birds."
"*giraffe getting his daily coffee* G: usual grande mocha man Barista: gee that's a... G: *sigh* B:...tall order G: Christ, every goddam day Phil"
"My wife and I have had sex six times in the last three months. I wonder what's making her so horny."
"What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?!? Pecan, typically."
"What do you call a Jewish wookie? Jewie get it? Chewie? from star wars?"