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Joke of the Day

"About an actress. Did you hear about that actress who killed her husband? Reese something... Witherspoon? No Witherknife."

"My best friend won't talk to me. It's because he is a dog."

"My wife was having an affair... I was devastated. But, by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning."

"What do you call two Canadians buy coffee? Double double doubles"

"So who is this ""Rorschach"" guy... ...And why does he love drawing pictures of naked men?"

"What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog."

"If I got a dollar everytime someone called me a racist Black people would rob me"

"You can't run in a camp site. You can only ran because it's past tents."

"I never run with scissors Those last two words were unnecessary"

"You going to eat those sausages? - What? The encased meats. Do you want them? - Those are my fingers. Oh, no thanks, I'm not there yet."