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Joke of the Day

"RIDDLER: What has-- BATMAN: A gazebo ROBIN: Matches RIDDLER: Let me finish- BM: A paperweight R: Dental floss RIDDLER: I hate you guys"

"Pedophiles are basically another form of hipsters... ... they are into people before it's cool."

"So 2 guys walk into a bar. ........that's pretty much it i'm still 17"

"I might have Alzheimer's... But at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

"Why are schools red? You would be too if you had 7 periods a day."

"My dad told me I was no son of his. Then my mom said ""Dammit how did he know?"""

"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing"

"What do you call a drug-addicted duck? A quackhead."

"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."

"My daughter is at that awkward age where she doesn't want to wear the same dirty clothes to school all week long"