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Joke of the Day

"My daughter is at that awkward age where she doesn't want to wear the same dirty clothes to school all week long"

"Two goldfish are in a tank... ...one says to the other, ""You man the gun, I'll drive."""

"Q: What do you call dirt? A: Dirty."

"hey, whats the definition of a will? come on guys, its a dead giveaway"

"I'm not a proctologist ... ... but I know an asshole when I see one."

"If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all."

"Chairman: Ok so we've decided a group of crows is called a flock? Creepy Frank: *licking a knife* I've got a better idea"

"How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had? He used cowculus!"

"I found a spider in my shoes today He looked so ridiculous they were way to big for him"

"What did the baby computer call his dad? Data!"