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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bee that comes from the United States? USB."

"What is the difference between a female blond and a female mosquito? A female mosquito can raise a family when she is done sucking."

"If cats could talk, they would talk a lot of shit, I bet."

"Hannibal Lector must have slept around... I heard he was quite the man-eater."

"How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero? Three: two to die and one to never get over it."

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I'm not so sure what I did, but he sent me a text that only said, ""K"" so it must be pretty bad."

"What did arnold schwarzenegger say to the chemist Get to the COPPER!!!!!"

"Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? A: Nothing. He just let out a little wine."

"Girl: ""My first time having sex was a lot like the 100 metre dash..."" Boy: ""What, over in ten seconds?"" Girl: ""No, eight black men and a gun."""

"Mick Jagger: Hey Keith, come hold my new baby. Keith holding baby, whispers to it: I'm going to out live you too."