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Joke of the Day

"What does a tomato and a potato have in common? Both are red,except from the potato."

"Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny? A judge charged him with battery."

"[God wakes up] oh man i am hungover, what'd i do last night? [sees that goats have the ability to scream now] haha oh yea"

"These generic frosted flakes are ooooooookay."

"Asian stereotypes: Samsung, Sony, Sanyo."

"All your responses must be oral, okay? Q: ""What school did you go to?"" A: ""Oral."""

"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadrabador"

"I'm tired of the bad jokes, dad. Doubt you can hear me anyway. I'm pullin' the plug. ""...hi pullin' the plug, I'm da-"" *pulls the plug*"

"Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella? In case of reindeer. And because I caribou."

"What does a vegetable use to change a flat? Asparagus..."