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Joke of the Day

"A Texas sheriff found a black man who was shot 12 times. He said it was the worst case of suicide he'd ever seen."

"Why did the virus get a ticket? Because he was driving under the influenza......"

"I am in NO condition to drive. (I'm a woman.)"

"What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way. Thanks League smh"

"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in."

"TIL: Roofing in the Summer heat can be dangerous WARNING: HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA"

"My new favorite joke [Language] How do you get a little old lady to yell, ""Go fuck yourself!""? Get another little old lady to yell,""BINGO!"""

"What kind of cake stops blowjobs? (NSFW) Weddding Cake"

"A friend bet me I couldn't piss in a Dyson Airblade Boy, did that blow up in my face."

"Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening to you."