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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak? Teaching the chicken to cook"

"Sure, Canada, feel safe now while US is just after oil. Wait 'til we run low on beer, ice, hockey players & f'd up ways to pronounce words."

"I would like to be an ice cream man It would be a cool job"

"I was fired from the orange juice factory I just couldn't concentrate."

"I don't get why kids hate me... ... I mean the sex isn't that bad."

"What do you call a group of gay smart men that are all the same? Homogenius"

"I don't get why women are complaining that Plan B doesn't work if you're over 180 lbs If she's over 180 lbs, she's already Plan B!"

"What do you call an equation with no solution? A hypocrite."

"Wow the weather sure is getting cool *A cloud rolls by wearing sunglasses and smoking an unfiltered cigarette*"

"set a fire for a man and he is warm for a day, set him on fire and he is warn for the rest of his life"