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Joke of the Day

"What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap? I can clearly see you're nuts."

"A group of protesters are in front of a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant."""

"Think About It... What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?"

"I asked my trainer ""Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?"" He pointed outside and said ""The ATM machine"""

"Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal? Unfortunately, he died on a Sunday."

"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget"

"Have you heard the one about the three bodies of water in Texas? Well, well, well..."

"""We don't serve faster than light neutrinos here."" A neutrino walks into a bar."

"Shock me, say something intelligent."

"Did you here Ram Dass is getting a sex change? He decided to Be Her Now"