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Joke of the Day
"I was playing charades with a deaf guy Or as he called it, ""having a chat""."
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"My uncle once punched his 8-year-old daughter for cheating while playing cards. *He takes strip poker very seriously.*"
"What is the difference between ooh and aah? Just three inches."
"What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"[nerdy] A new shoe slogan ""Be happy, and you will buy Converse!"""
"How do you kill 15 flies at once? Slap an African child in the face."
"Why did the chickens cross the road? I had to get back to my car from KFC"
"Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic, obsessive compulsive butcher? He used to lay in bed at night worrying about why he constantly weighed a steak."
"My girlfriend keeps complaining that nothing in this sub is funny She'll NEVER see this line because she doesn't open them."
"My boss told me ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume"