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Joke of the Day
"I figured out why new mothers are so tired. Having kids really takes a lot out of you."
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"WHAT DO WE WANT? If you have to ask, we're not telling you! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? We don't know! -Women's protest rally."
"[at a child's birthday party] Lady: which one's yours? Me: uhh, that one L: that's my daughter M: *grabs the cake and runs*"
"No child donuts left behind."
"NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight"
"I have a knock knock joke. You start."
"If you take a picture of a man named Richard... Is it a Dick pic?"
"What do you get when you cross a Barbie Doll with the Pillsbury Doughboy Some rich know-it-all bitch with a yeast infection"
"What's a Vikings favourite dance? The Loki cokey."
"I love how fresh & clean my bathroom smells after I've killed a spider with a full bottle of windex"