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Joke of the Day
"your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!"
Next Joke
"What is a Muslim baby's first word? ""Revenge!"""
"My doctor was concerned about my health My doctor was concerned about my colon's health and wanted two stool samples, but I couldn't give two shits."
"If your name is Brian and your home WiFi isn't called ""Bri-Fi"", what are you doing?"
"What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks? Your mom can't take a joke."
"""Hey, wanna get hunted down by humans?"" ""Sure, I'm game."""
"What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember? ""Affogato"""
"I still remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Dating in your 30s is like looking for a Parking spot..... The good ones are all Taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away."
"Why did the nose run? It did snot want to be late"