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Joke of the Day
"your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!"
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"Minecraft: Story Mode Nerdcubed did it better nearly half a decade sooner"
"You raised me and taught me everything I know. Happy Father's Day, internet."
"You don't get many homeless gay men, which is a shame because they would be fucking bums."
"So, my Doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating... I asked ""Why?"" and she replied, ""because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!"
"What do you say when your lesbian daughter brings home her girlfriend? ""Are you going to be staying for dinner or eating out?"""
"I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's into a dark place, then screw that, you're going first."
"I'm romantic so I treat my girlfriend to a candlelight dinner every night, plus she's getting fat and candlelight has like zero calories."
"What kind of dog do IT people prefer? A Dobie"