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Joke of the Day

"*the fog lifts* *the fog eats a high protein-low fat diet* *the fog does cardio* *the fog is fit af*"

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"What do you call a monkey sitting on a lions back? The most animalistic way to ride a pussy"
"I wonder what TSA would do if I brought a block of ice through airport security. My physics teacher said it's not a liquid."
"What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice? A ricest."
"Never get drunk before you write your grocery list. You'll end up adding things like ""vegetables"" and ""someone who will marry me."""
"What is the appropriate response to a great performance at the Special Olympics? A handiclap"
"Why did the shark go to the doctors? Because he didn't feel very whale"
"Did you know that 82% of women have used vibrators? The other 18% have new ones..."
"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat."
"*Me & dog* *duel for the last piece of chicken* *tosses a stick to distract* *fetches the stick* *chicken is gone* Well played Peanut...!!"