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Joke of the Day
"May I buy half a rabbit? No we don't split hares!"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !"
"Wanna Hear a Joke? My Ex-Wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER... you see it fun because marriage is terrible."
"I'm sick of women staring at my spaceship. It's like, HELLO, my tentacles are up here!"
"If you don't have anything nice to say come sit closer to me and let's talk about everyone"
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint"
"How many cops does it need to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"I always start crying uncontrollably whenever I am about to get intimate with a girl . . . . . . Any good tips with dealing with pepper spray?"
"Dear Hollywood, When you adapt a book into a movie here's a novel idea: try reading it first for a change. Assholes."
"How to test your dog's IQ A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $19.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you."