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Joke of the Day

"[doing an identification at the coroner's office] It's not her; my wife has a head."

"I asked my Pharmacist for advice on telling a rash joke.. he told me to make it topical."

"I've been driving for about seven years and haven't had an accident yet... I guess you could call me a wreckless driver"

"What concert costs 45 cents? Fifty Cent and Nickleback"

"Did you hear about the gay guy who got in a car accident? Some dick rear-ended him."

"It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end."

"What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years? Rye-ot"

"So apparently... So apparently a new study shows that 98% of black people prefer to have sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison."

"What's the difference between an epileptic farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The farmer shucks between fits."

"Doctor I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!"