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Joke of the Day

"[doing an identification at the coroner's office] It's not her; my wife has a head."

"When you've got a bladder infection... Urine trouble."

"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."

"Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh yes. He's a rabbit fan!"

"No thanks World Cup, if I wanted to watch a bunch of guys unsuccessfully try to score I'll just stay on Twitter."

"Not a mean plane joke. Wouldnt want to make a joke about the air asia flight as it would be plane wrong and offensive."

"I explained to my kids that babies come out the bum because I couldn't draw a very good vagina using crayons and construction paper."

"What's the difference between a male and a female? (Just hear me out.) Iron."

"My true love and I are like parallel lines. We will never meet and I will die alone."

"Is it just me? ... or are circles pointless"