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Joke of the Day

"How to test your dog's IQ A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $19.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you."

"Alcohol is like liquid Photoshop for real life."

"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory... but you couldn't park anywhere near the place. [credit to Stephen Wright]"

"folks we use a Mouse to browse a web. what are we on the internet or in a barnyard here. cmon damnit."

"Our son eats 3 bowls of generic fruity pebbles every morning then pukes on the bus."

"Always hit women with a left hook... ...because they don't deserve any rights"

"If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!"

"Why did mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"My dad is 100% Swedish and this was his favorite joke to tell waitresses when we went out to eat. Waitress: Are you all finished? Dad: No, I'm not Finnish, I'm Swedish."

"Why was the pencil teacher always confused?"