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Joke of the Day

"a gun is like a blow up doll You get off when you use it .... except it can kill someone."

"I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long."

"All mushrooms are edible. ...Once."

"Tony Abbot Nuff' said"

"My friend told me I'm delusional. I almost fell of my rhino..."

"CNN writer: how's this - my phone is missing. CNN exec: meh Writer: It was on AIRPLANE mode! *CNN exec absolutely loses it*"

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!"

"I think we need to stop having such a bad reaction to the fine bros... We may get sued."

"What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They're so under-cooked they're writing fucking diaries!"

"A blonde and a brunette are in a room... The blonde ask: ""What does idk stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, no one does!"""