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Joke of the Day
"a gun is like a blow up doll You get off when you use it .... except it can kill someone."
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"What did Hitler's Personal Trainer keep reminding him to do? ""EXHEIL"""
"A man is on trial for beating his wife with his guitar collection The judge asks, ""first offender""? The man replies, ""No, first a Gibson; then a Fender."""
"Do Not Be Racist ..... Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew"
"Did you hear about the golf match between the black golfer and white golfer from South Africa? Birdie on the last hole would have won the match for the black golfer, but a par tied."
"Boss: You took another 2 hr lunch. Were you drinking? Me: No B: Tell me our company policy M: Lol, I can't even do that when I'm sober"
"[boarding plane with really old pilot] ""think his heart will hold out? lol"" attendent: excuse me, sir? ""depart out, what time do we leave?"""
"Roses are red Violets are blue Undeleted txts will be used against you"
"Why should you always run next to a car? Because if you run behind it you get exhausted, and if you run in front of it you get tired!"
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause"