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Joke of the Day

"Boss: You took another 2 hr lunch. Were you drinking? Me: No B: Tell me our company policy M: Lol, I can't even do that when I'm sober"

"Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!"

"Spice up Christmas shopping by entering random fitting rooms, waiting 5 minutes, then yelling, ""Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"""

"Why did Princess Leia cry at the end of Return of the Jedi? Her father just died."

"I'm no political expert, but as far as I can tell the Republican strategy seems to be: ""oh you think BUSH was terrible?"""

"Paddy wanted to buy a Labrador.. Mick said ""Fuck that, have you seen how many of their owners go blind!"""

"what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef"

"What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !"

"What did one wall say to the other wall? Let's meet up in the corner."

"It's all fun and games until you're sitting in the Planned Parenthood waiting room doing your Algebra homework"