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Joke of the Day

"If President Bernie Sanders were to die in office... And an elaborate homage to Weekend at Bernie's was undertaken to cover up that fact, he'd still have less strings than Hillary Clinton."

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"Marathon Just won my first marathon. I am experiencing the thrill of victory and the agony of de feet."
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"why do dolphin jokes always make you laugh? that's the porpoise. (came up with this at work...i love a good pun)"
"""Please. I need this"" I whisper as a 14 year old girl starts to get the better of me in an arm wrestling match."
"male friend ""i hate tea""... me ""of course you like tea!"" friend ""...?"" me ""tit-teas..."""