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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black astronaut? Invisible"
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"There are three types of people in this world... Those that can count, and those that can't."
"What's the singular form of 'werewolves'? I am a wolf"
"Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract."
"Why can't a lesbian diet and wear make up at the same time? Because..........It is hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on her face."
"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."
"Why did Adele leave the house? So she could say Hello from the outside."
"in Heaven you get back all the chapsticks you lost"
"What do smoking a cigarette and eating pussy have in common? The closer you get to the butt, the stronger the taste."
"What do 1% of racist people do? They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes"