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Joke of the Day

"What do <school name> cheerleaders and a shotgun have in common? Give them 2 cocks and they'll blow."

"Bill Clinton right now, texting Monica Lewinsky ""You up?"""

"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's penis"

"One half of reddit will be mortified, the other will laugh at this joke. What did the south tower say to the north? BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz."

"Face it. Our planet is bipolar."

"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear"

"Scientology: The study of scientol."

"I enjoy rating countries on a 0-10 scale I give Nepal a solid 7.8. The score is so high, it's ground breaking"

"""hey jay"" ""sup world war"" ""how u doin' dragon ball"" - the z family reunion"

"Why there are so many avenues in France? Because german soldiers like to march in the shade"