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Joke of the Day

"A Man's Biggest Hope Most men hope they will marry a nymphomaniac. The problem is, that after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac is still there."

"Got a great book of Ebay ""How To Improve Your memory"" But for the life of me I can not remember where I left the fucking thing"

"What do you call a frog that is illegally parked? Toad."

"These Black and Mexican jokes have gone too far Once you know Juan, you know Jamal."

"Give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you'll have to fix the washing machine yourself with YouTube videos"

"TIL why my adopted daughter keeps screaming ""Reddit Gold"" Apparently there's this really popular movie with a hit song that kids just love."

"Men used to slay dragons, and here I am shuffling around like a penguin with my pants around my ankles looking for extra toilet paper."

"Wynona Ryder was great in Stranger Things. She stole the show"

"What's black and sits in the back of a cop car? The seat"

"Why do girls never propose Because as soon as she gets on her knees, she starts unzipping him"