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Joke of the Day

"It's such a lovely day, even the flowers are singing! Flowers: THE SINS OF OUR FOREFATHERS BIND US TO THE DIRT"

"A pair of identical twins... ... on opposite banks of a river. One says ""I wish I was on that side of the river."" The other replies ""You are."""

"What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants? Denim, Denim, Denim"

"Somewhere in this world, a woman is giving birth to a baby every 3 seconds. We have to find this woman and stop her."

"PSA: Brazilian officials have assured that they've taken measures to lower the chances of being murder there during the Olympic games to be... Juan/Brazilian."

"*hears a sound* haha lol wat if its a ghost *5 hours later* wwhat if it was a ghost"

"Canada plans on removing the polar bear from the Tonnie. And replace it with two gay deer, it's called two fucking bucks."

"Now I'm not saying I plan to be a school shooter... but if I was Dylan.."

"What did the gaysian give his buddy? A bro-job."

"Abortion is a difficult topic for me... On one hand, I support it because it kills children, on the other, I don't because it gives woman a choice."