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Joke of the Day

"It's such a lovely day, even the flowers are singing! Flowers: THE SINS OF OUR FOREFATHERS BIND US TO THE DIRT"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh you don't know? Never mind. You wouldn't get it."

"What goes eek eek bang? A mouse in a minefield !"

"How do most women like their eggs? Ovarie-z"

"How does a T-Rex like its meat? RRRRAAAAAWWWWWWW"

"How can you tell that truckers like nuts? They always have pecans! (Read aloud)"

"What do horses drink at the bar? Chardon-neigh"

"My girlfriend was very proud of this one. What does cats and festival attendees have in common? They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned."

"I spent the day in nature and by nature I mean drinking beer on a golf course. I saw a butterfly."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"