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Joke of the Day

"If intelligence runs in your family, I can only guess it tripped and fell before it got to you."

"The other day I went to the doctors office. The doctor said to me, ""You've got to stop masturbating."" I replied, ""What? Why?"" The doctor answered, ""So I can examine you."""

"[Serious] Holocaust jokes are NOT funny and never will be. It's a very sore spot for many people. Personally, my grandfather died at Dachau, he got drunk and fell out of his watchtower."

"Describe your latest laid with a movie title! ""The Lone Ranger"" ""Home Alone"" ""Bend It Like Beckham"" Now it's your turn!"

"Why did the doctor toss his patient down a well? He tried to kill them."

"""Here, let me suck as much life from you as possible."" -jobs"

"I used to be addicted to soap... i am clean now"

"I have a new low score on the Wells Fargo game I downloaded on my iPhone."

"I slept through my girlfriend's alarm this morning and hit the ground running after her husband threw me out the window."

"Bloody Mary used to be Virgin Mary."