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Joke of the Day

"Girls, If your boyfriend has to ask you for a blowjob... You've failed."

"Today a cartoonist was found dead at home. Details are sketchy."

"A programmer began to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss. When laying in her bed Looping round in her head Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;"

"Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska? Because of all the cold fission it has."

"Q: How do you fix a broken chimp? A: With a monkeywrench."

"Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith? Nobody wanted to draw his iron."

"In the old days they sacrificed virgins to appease the Gods. They must have realized sacrificing the town slut would have been such a waste."

"I read that burglars use Twitter & Facebook to see when people arent home. So from now on, Im at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile."

"Have you ever had African food? Neither they have."

"The average fight between men lasts 3 minutes. The average fight between women lasts 17 years."