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Joke of the Day
"Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two? In case he got a hole in one."
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"How long does it take a satellite to reach Uranus? Bend over and I'll show you."
"Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher. It was a weapon of math destruction. I'm so sorry."
"You can say what you want about deaf people...."
"Something so sad. A can of Coke getting crushed. It is soda pressing."
"I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds ""by mouth"" on the prescription label."
"When your kid makes a funny face, say they will stick that way, then show them the thousands of girls with duck lips on Instagram."
"A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point deduction and ruins his chances of getting a medal."
"Knock knock . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Come in"
"As I get older my tastes are changing, for instance I used to not like brussels sprouts but now I don't like people."