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Joke of the Day
"What did the bisexual man said to his wife? It is not cheating if it is in the ass."
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"World's most Ridiculous alarm clock http://youtu.be/cHHHpbVJiOE"
"If God doesn't believe in himself... Does that make him an atheist or does he just have low self-esteem?"
"Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic dyslexic? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog."
"'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring... Not even a mouse stirred."
"Durex's ""Eggplant Flavoured"" condom won't be the first time a woman's being pleasured by a vegetable. Just ask Mrs. Stephen Hawking."
"What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."
"I heard Oscar Pistorius might walk at the end of the trial It's a miracle."
"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, ""Well, this changes everything"""
"I wonder why people think Jesus is coming back... I mean, he wasn't nailed to a boomerang."