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Joke of the Day
"What did the bisexual man said to his wife? It is not cheating if it is in the ass."
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"[phone sex] GF: Tell me you want me ME: I want you badly GF: How badly? ME: I want you [checking thesaurus in a panic] haphazardly"
"The other day I went to the doctors office. The doctor said to me, ""You've got to stop masturbating."" I replied, ""What? Why?"" The doctor answered, ""So I can examine you."""
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. that was it very short joke"
"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because the Japanese hunt whales."
"If we are what we eat... ...children in Africa don't exist."
"What did the chauffeur say to the newlyweds as they passed the last rest stop? Speak now, or forever hold your piss."
"Just helped a girl give birth... OP delivered."
"I'm great at signalling for help on a sinking ship.. Just got a flare for it."
"If you want to prevent pregnancy use two condoms and... Fill chille powder in between. If outer one breaks she will know if inner one breaks you will know.."