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Joke of the Day

"Wife: I'm going to grab some dinner, you want anything? Me: No thanks, I'm stuffed. Wife: Ok, I'm going to Taco... Me: I'll have 9 tacos."

"Guess what? Chicken Butt."

"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!"

"hey maybe ur parents care so much about ur birthday becuase it celebrates how long theyve been able to keep something alive for"

"What does oral sex and being in the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"What do you call it when Britain, Russia, and France make a sexual pun before WWI? A triple Entendre. History jokes, man. they're killers."

"What do you call it when batman plays hooky from church? Christian Bale"

"My New Years resolution. Always HD 1080p I don't know why everyone keeps asking."

"What's the difference between a cat and a period? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a period is a pause at the end of a clause."

"What would be Jeopardy? If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first."