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Joke of the Day
"Can't we just sit and drink somewhere until they build a bar around us?"
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"My wife told me this in the car the other day. Thought you might enjoy! Wife: I can't believe they're still together after all that shit. Me: Who? Wife: My butt cheeks."
"I was sexually assaulted by tony the tiger today. I'm pushing charges for rrrrrrape."
"Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?"
"Dark Humor is like food Not everyone gets it"
"Whenever you ride an elevator with other people, it's best not to mention your imaginary friends even if someone is standing on Carl."
"I organised a 3 some last night. There were a couple of no shows but I still had a good time."
"A man calls his boss to call in sick... The boss asks him, ""How sick are you anyway?"" ""I fucked my sister! Is that sick enough for you?"""
"Imagine me naked. Wrong. Fatter."
"Why was the mathematician late for work? He took the rhombus."