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"A joke about pi? Nah this joke just goes on forever -------------------"
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"I can still remember my Grandpa's last words to me: ""Are you still holding the ladder?"""
"What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces? Klaustrophobic"
"I stole my friend's kidneys one night he'd be pissed, but he can't"
"Yo momma's so fat... Her Patronus is a Birthday Cake."
"Why is a nosey pepper so annoying? He's jalapeno business"
"There should be a documentary about meth addiction: Need For Speed"
"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new year's Eve party When you hear an Arab count down from 10 your instincts kick in."
"(BAD JOKE) Did someone say pretzels? Yes, you just did"
"[rolls a boiled egg down the bar to a hot girl] me - ""that was an accident can I have my egg back please"""