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Joke of the Day

"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood."

"This show 2 broke girls"

"My father always had affectionate nicknames for my older sister and me She was *oops*, and I was *oh shit*"

"These sex jokes are in really poor taste and they need to stop. I mean, cum on, guys."

"Dear people filming disasters : You need to zoom out before running for your lives. Nobody likes blurry footage, you selfish animals."

"got my blood test results back today, and it's just as i feared. my body is filled with a ton of blood."

"I love my girlfriend's dog, ""Missy."" She messes inside a lot though, especially if I show too much attention to the dog."

"i hate to get political on here but like honestly smokin weed is frickin sweet as hell ha ha"

"Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial? It was framed."

"The Nathan's hot dog eating contest should contain one poisoned hot dog mixed in with the other hot dogs"