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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say after his successful pillage? Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"
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"Guys I guess October is... Octover"
"What does an elephant say, looking at a naked man ? You can't breathe from it"
"I tried herbal tea at office today It tastes herbal."
"ME: Tell me your weaknesses. INTERVIEWER: um I'm interviewing you! M: *writes hostile'* I: What's that say? M: *writes overly suspicious'*"
"The power went out. At the gigafactory."
"Who is fastest girl in the world? Answer: Airtel 4G girl."
"According to my gym trainer, I need to cut back on drinking According to my bartender, I look great Moral of the story: I'm drunk"
"What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents? US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots."
"I'm feeling confident about my new business selling amphibious aircraft... It's going to be plane sailing!"