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Joke of the Day
"A tenner killed a baby it was a new low"
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"New Drinking Age in Alabama They raised the drinking age to 32 in Alabama to keep alcohol out of high schools."
"What are Holocaust Deniers celebrating timorrow? The Fourth of Jew Lie!!!!"
"My wife said I'm just like Pluto I have a very cold heart"
"WHAT DO WE WANT? The ability to ask different questions WHAT DO WE WANT? See this is what we were talking about"
"What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter? Thank you for your patients."
"People who brag about drinking black coffee?? Ok enjoy your hot bean water, I'm using creamer because I love myself"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but getting them in there is a bitch!"
"I was invited to an event that requires causal dress. Should I wear a time machine or a syllogism print?"
"I left a trail of rose petals leading to the bed and on the bed was a note that said ""This is what happens to roses who cross me"""