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Joke of the Day
"What kind of coffee does an executioner drink? Decap"
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"Oh yeah I was in a gang in high school! Well not like a real gang, it was more of a Trigonometry Club. But we still flashed sines."
"Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you."
"Started a new religion Doesn't matter, had sects."
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"Computers make very fast very accurate mistakes."
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